cat

demon spawns that will eat ur hands and feet and god knows wut else when u di

I have a cat and its a demon!!!

by hoie January 26, 2020

move the cat

An otherwise-pointless and often repetitive action that stands in the way of what you are actually trying to accomplish. So named for a cat’s habit of sitting on your keyboard when you are trying to type, and continually returning when taken off of it.

I want to cook a nice meal for myself, but my roommate left her papers all over the kitchen counter again. I’m getting tired of constantly having to move the cat.

by Sideroxylonreclinatum July 19, 2023

cat and gun

when a cat robs a bank with a gun.

thats a cat and gun dude, watch out.

by cat with bank May 17, 2021

cat cam

Cat Cam is a discord user
Usually referred to as 'Cat'

Cat Cam is also called 'Cat' by people who know her IRL

Person 1: Cat Cam added a new bot to the discord server
Person 2: Another one?
Person 1: Yep

by Cat Cam#5008 February 11, 2022

Cat

a dog

" that's a nice cat can I pet him then give him a bone"

by see you next year or not haha September 29, 2020

Charlie the cat

A fat ass cat who only likes food

look it's Charlie the cat

by Charlie the fat cat July 26, 2024

Cat Waster

A male who is monumentally successful in engaging in coitus with a large number of female partners. Clearly an allusion to going through pussy like people change their socks.

"Wow! Eric lost a shit ton of weight and got his ass in the gym and muscled up. That guy's a fuckin' cat wasting *machine* now!" <or> "That guy's super popular with the ladies...he's a real cat waster.."

by silentsabre June 19, 2012