A person so incredibly stupid that it is a miracle he didn't kill himself in some way that makes him eligible for a Darwin Award.
Joe just climbed the high-tension power tower! I'm amazed he didn't get fried! He's a real miracle baby, isn't he?
by meldroc August 5, 2009
Get the miracle babymug. "Yippy-ki-yay, motherfuckers!" *shoots AK*
by Link February 14, 2004
Get the retarded animal babiesmug. To Janes disgust, the white streak she found on the shower curtain could only be a result of Brian making water babies.
by O.T. October 15, 2003
Get the water babies (making)mug. by distroyer16150 April 21, 2018
Get the how are babies mademug. When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.
by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011
Get the baby jesus poopsmug. the invisible yet all-powerful shield that protects all babies the pictures of whom have been posted on facebook from any negative comments, no matter how ugly the babies really look.
A: look at this picture of her daughter - that is one ugly baby.
B: yea, but there are 10 comments underneath that picture claiming this is the cutest baby ever.
A: facebook baby shield at work again.
B: yea, but there are 10 comments underneath that picture claiming this is the cutest baby ever.
A: facebook baby shield at work again.
by wazupyo June 3, 2010
Get the facebook baby shieldmug. by Gini pig July 15, 2017
Get the peanut butter babymug.