Line Rider Monkey Worm

A parasitic worm that eats one's brain and makes them only want to play Line Rider when one has played too much 'Line Rider'. Is not literal.

If you don't stop playing Line Rider you're going to get line rider monkey worms in your brain and all you're going to be able to do is play Line Rider.

by DarkfireLovesHetalia November 10, 2010

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Flying monkey's chuff nut

refers to a furry appendage of the simian family, to be used as an expression of indifference or an absence of concern.

i.e. 'I couldn't give a "Flying monkey's chuff nut" what you think'

by pinkcity November 15, 2010

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Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.

Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

by jacksalot July 12, 2009

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sick little monkey

A man who relies on his ability to seem sensitive and cry on demand to get laid.

by TROG September 25, 2003

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South Haven Fudge monkey

Split a banana in half, smear it with peanut butter, sprinkle chocolate chips on it. Fold it up and ram it up a girls ass. Fuck her doggy style until the chocolate melts, then pull out banana, cum on it and eat it together.

Over labor day we went to South Haven, Mi and AND i gave my girlfriend a South Haven Fudge Monkey

by firelane23 September 01, 2008

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