Literally a Cat

A word used for describing some one or something that is so f*cking dumb that it defies description.

That kid over there, the one eating the rocks, he's like literally a cat.

by Not Ur Average Karen May 23, 2020

Cats

The funniest animals on earth.

Seriously. Need laughter in your life? Get a cat.

Me: *sees my cat trying to be an acrobat to get a toy*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?

Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*

Me: What the hell are you doing kitty

Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*

P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
Still no?

Cats are funny.
That good?

by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou May 24, 2020

Cat Day

Making up holidays for each day starting with Cat Day. Cat Day takes place on the 1st of January and is a day when we all celebrate and appreciate cats. If you have a cat, you must act as his\her slave for the whole day.

"You better respect your cat today bro, it's Cat Day!"

by pureboredom May 29, 2020

Smack the Cat

Pound the Pussy, Fuck the Feline, kamikaze the kitty, etc

“Man I can’t wait to Smack The Cat later”

by MrBear776 February 13, 2020

Cal-du-cat

The stray/outside cat that dwells around the cal-du-sac of the neighborhood.

"That dang cal-du-cat keeps going around begging for food, it's fat enough!"
"The kids love to play with the cal-du cat, I hope it doesn't have fleas."
"We named the cal-du-cat 'Patches'."

by Bu-tan February 15, 2020

Cat

An animal who is very cozy, has soft paws. Is sweet and cuddly. Is adorable and all you want to do is call them by silly nicknames like cheese ball and stinky breath. Their so cute can be shy sometimes, have good hearts, are always sleeping with you. Are loyal as heck. I love cats

That cat is so cute! What’s his name? Bentley but we call him smelly dweller

by CoinedbyMe February 16, 2020

Cat

a fluffy potato or a fluffy demon

My cat just detroyed all my furniture.

by Grinchblitzkreig February 19, 2020