October 18

October 18 is national ride a dick day! This can only be done by your homie/boyfriend/girlfriend/crush and if it's allowed, any random person.

You might think it's wrong and fake but this is official

national ride a dick day©

Henry: "Yo bro wanna ride my dick?"

Adam: "No bro, it's not allowed, oh wait it's October 18th right, then it's okay bro"

Henry: "Bro"

Adam: "Bro"

by Shuokij October 15, 2019

October 16

ask out your crush

you: will you go out with me

crush: yes! It’s October 16

by buttface poopy pants October 15, 2020

October 18

Go give your boyfriend/girlfriend a blowjob

oh my gosh, it’s october 18th

by random2390 October 17, 2019

October 30

Use shoes without socks day!

Kid at school: WHY DONT YOU HAVE SOCKS ON??
You: It’s wear shoes with no socks day! (October 30)

by Destiny:)) October 29, 2019

October 30

If you know a kylie tell her she needs a boyfriend

Boy 1: hey its october 30
Boy 2: KYLIE! YOU NEED A BOYFRIEND!
kylie: i know

by Brookiee:3 October 28, 2019

October 22nd

National booty pic day

Hey it’s October 22nd you know what that means

by Poop_pee October 22, 2020

October 15

International older sister day

On October 15
Lil sis: happy international sister day
Big sis:SHUT UP

by Heshhsnsnsnsnjaaham October 14, 2021