Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.
"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"
by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024
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THUBJGUN LIFE

The HATE U BRING JUST GAVE US NEGATIVE LITTLE INFANTS FUCKS EVERYBODY. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I invented and made and created thubjgun life. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.
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shallow life

When you are chasing low-level happines and deny any form of wisdom. Your life is controlled by your endless ego and unwanted emotions. You can't spend a single second in solitude, your mind always need some shitty stimulation. Even a dog has bigger level of emphaty.
Most of the humans never able to use their full potential. They live uncociouss shallow life.
by XYeperion June 08, 2017
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sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws
Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow
by raybeez May 29, 2022
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Bubble of Life

Ejaculating into somebodies nasal cavity and they proceed to blow a snot (sperm) bubble with it.
Wow, Mary did the Bubble of Life with Angus last night.
by Stovejot December 13, 2021
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FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours
You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense
by Seaserpant June 05, 2022
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