A Facebook Stalker. Someone who makes a comment on every post you add and/or "likes" what you wrote even though you never respond to them. You would love to de-friend them but are afraid you would appear to be a prick if you do.
Crap, Ryan. That Michael guy is a total Face Balker. He comments on your every post. He's so annoying that I'm thinking of hiding you. Do us all a favor and de-friend that bastard!
by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009
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Becky: She put too much on....ick
Sarah: Yeah, shes clown-faced
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Sarah: Yeah, shes clown-faced
by mwahhahahababe November 30, 2009
Get the clown-faced mug.Parcel face is like a poker face, it is the face you must hold when youve opened your much anticipated parcel only to find a pair of socks, not even sports socks but socks that have captain america on the side, basically u wanna kill the mutha fukka who gave you them but YULE say oh great i wanted those and smile!!!
by novey December 24, 2009
Get the Parcel face mug.The result of ones face after playing Nintendo's 3DS for long periods of time. The eyes tend to squint and vision is blurred causing the whole face to pucker in pain. Usually accompanied by a head ache.
First used by Kevin Pereira on G4TV on 3/23/2011.
First used by Kevin Pereira on G4TV on 3/23/2011.
Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your face? You look like you have been sucking on lemons.
Guy 2: I had nothing to do so I got 3DS faced.
Guy 2: I had nothing to do so I got 3DS faced.
by TheSkinman April 14, 2011
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2. A man with first name being Richard and last name being face, can be abbreviated as R.Face, Rick Face, or Dick Face
3.A Dick Face
2. A man with first name being Richard and last name being face, can be abbreviated as R.Face, Rick Face, or Dick Face
3.A Dick Face
by Yo mama 99233 April 16, 2011
Get the Richard Face mug.Similar to face blindness, but for those who don't actually have the disease but just suck at recognising faces alone.
Danii Conker Okonkwo dude I go to your school
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Danii Conker Okonkwo wth. How can you not know eveyone in your year! I know everyone in my year
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Jacob Bartlett barely ≠ don't
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Charlie Jimi Everett Loooool
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Jacob Bartlett i don't know everyone in my school, i barely know everyone in my year, allow.
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Jacob Bartlett when you grow up the same thing will happen to you; and youll remember this and facepalm.
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Danii Conker Okonkwo wth. How can you not know eveyone in your year! I know everyone in my year
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Jacob Bartlett barely ≠ don't
and allow the face blondeness
by Jables1234 October 16, 2010
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by Beautifuk yeahhh June 14, 2010
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