Shit-Fucked

To be highly intoxicated or drunk.

Dude, Hunter and Jenna got shit-fucked and spent the whole night in the bathroom together!

by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017

shit story

Shit story is the phrase you used to to describe and express frustration over an unforunate set of events where everything went wrong. Its most notable use was by Tom Hanks in the movie The Burbs after snapping his credit card in half while trying to unlock the door to his neighbor's house with it.

After bob's car hit into the tree, making him late for his job interview, he walked to the nearest gas station only to find that they were closed and said "That's a shit story."

by desolator911 September 27, 2009

naw shit

When something someone says is too obvious or just a way of saying of course.

Person 1: Peter Parker turned into Spider-Man after getting bit by a spider-

Person 2: naw shit

by raheelaa February 20, 2019

Shit Throat

An asshole who talks a lot shit but has nothing to say.

I get a lil cheery at the end of the day, and more ready to joke, Except when total 'Shit Throats' like this Devore person comes a long. I just don't understand.

by Oaklahoma Waka Baka October 30, 2007

Holy shit

A Large Shit That was taken Inside of a church

"Damn Bro Thats An Holy Shit"

by LugiaTheFucker October 17, 2019

Shit where

When someone is doing absolutely nothing with their life, and they aren't going to try to better themselves.

High School has been over for five years now; it looks like alot of people are absolutely shit where

by GWARFUYO March 18, 2010

Shit-Skanked

When you approach the bathroom, someone walks in right in front of you, thus leaving you to stand outside and wait disappointed and betrayed.

I was going to the bathroom, and Jason just walked in right in front of me! Fuckin' Shit-skanked!

by Thirotan September 10, 2011