Friend

Something you will not have and never will.

I do not have a friend to talk to.

by Worthless Slave May 28, 2018

best friend rape

When you force someone to be your best friend against their will

Bob: “Be my bestfriend damnit”
Paul: Ah! Best friend rape!

by FrenchieMarie December 14, 2017

puffy friends

Friends that over period of time being single decide to have a meet up once in a while to get off or get dirty

Me and Richard are fed up of relationships we’re going to be puffy friends

by Holla gamer January 1, 2018

Friend

A person who been through everything and will be there for you. Most brunettes have blond best friends

I can’t believe me and my friend ate 15 hamburgers

by BeautyBæ January 7, 2018

Friends

Those fake people that made you feel happy that you don't have. I have only had two true friends. Me and my mom.

Mom: How was school?
Me: Normal
Mom: *doesn't lie and doesn't backstab*

Me: *breathes*
Me: Wow u r still alive that is amazing!
Me: I know I a guud fren
Me: u have no friends

by Reelbeech January 7, 2018

Irritating friend

That one friend that is so clingy and brags about her life when you have less than her and acts popular and lies about being with people but the person is right next to you.

Ale: Wow she's lying about stuff and saying she's with name but she really isn't with her.
Me: Ya, a irritating friend

by ARMYANDBTS4LIFE January 11, 2018

friends with benefits

Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.

Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!

by QuacksO April 19, 2018