cock the crack

To place the male reproductive organ into the anus of another.

"Yo Coby, you see that girl over there. I want to cock that crack!"

by Dingo February 24, 2003

cock moobs

testicles

''he sat down too hard and mashed his cock moobs''

"i have a set of cock moobs below my penis"

by fetus mcgretus June 22, 2009

Cock-yellow

A condition that occurs after too much sexual activity, in which a man's dong turns yellow from internal bruising.

Yo, all that bonin' gave me some serious cock-yellow!

by JJ Bonin' January 23, 2009

Cock in the Chops

Having a penis slapped across your butt cheeks or in between your butt crack, thus having, a Cock in the Chops.

Bro, I gave Molly a cock in the chops last night, her ass cheeks are the best!

by Who is... The Drizzle? September 8, 2010

Cock-snot

Semen which has been projected from male genetalia.

Ahh!! Cock-snot in my eye!!!

by Scarlett Knocksville July 28, 2006

cock scoffer

1)Any subservient, easily manipulated person. Usually associated with the male gender.
2) Any person who will do anything to get what they want.
3)A person without morals, scruples etc.

Hey, check out the new General Manager. He's only 23 years old; what a cock scoffer.

by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005

furry cock

A name for male cat, opposite of "pussy" girl cat and not to be mistaken with a rooster, because roosters don't have fur.

This furry cock screeched up my new leather couch!

by Сэр October 20, 2013