jacked

best at fucking moms

he jacked your mom good bro

by Harry buttlicker May 2, 2019

Jack fitzgerald

An absolute beast that should be cherished no matter what

That jack fitzgerald kid scares me, he so cool.

by Hshshe May 3, 2019

Jack’s Hard Lemonade

When you piss into a glass bottle , freeze it , then hurl it at an unexpected person

Tom completely knocked someone out with the ole Jack’s Hard Lemonade from the rooftop at Mardis Gras.

by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019

Jack Rhea

Cringe Worthy White Boi *DAB*

Stop being such a Jack Rhea

by ME, ME, ME Again May 6, 2019

Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.

"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."

by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019

Jack

A Jack is a person or perhaps an animal who claims other humans or animals as their children out of care, loving, or fun

Origin of A Jack: Jack Riley

The people here need a jack and I’m gonna be their Jack

by Jaxets May 9, 2019

Jack

Jack is the type of person to have ginger hair but not acknowledge it and he also may have pusscidous sometimes but you kinda have to deal with it he thinks he is super sexy and athletic and sometimes this may be the case and he also thinks he has a six pack but truly he really doesn’t and he works out for about a month and says he is swole that is how my jack is

Jack: “Guys look my six pack”
The rest of us : “ Jack u don’t have one so stop telling us u do please:

by Thekidthatslooksblack May 10, 2019