Fat Cow

Average Low Intelligent, Bossy Bitch Manager At Retail Grocery Stores (Often Times They Will Appear Behind Their Co-Workers To Attempt A Heart Attack Scare)

Leshauna; I was trying to deliver my online orders and Fat Cow Appeared Behind Me!

by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023

Fat Pussy

In general context it is a very good thing to "have a fat pussy". The vagina is very tight, very moist, and has exceptionally beauty to look at. Most of not all women stride to ever have a half decent pussy, but all would kill to have a fat one. View Nicole Wood's personal collection to obtain a more realistic image of what all women wish they had.

"Damn baby, you have the fattest pussy (fat pussy)" a nigguh would die for.

by The814Hammer September 9, 2025

Fat

Someone who is really really massive and overweight and ginormously wide. You feel the earth shake when they walk or sneeze. Their clothes are always too tight. If you go out to eat with them you have to pick a restaurant with a big menu because they’ll order 1 of everything. They have so many fat rolls. They barely fit into size xxx7. It’s dangerous to ride elevators with these people because they are way over the weight limit, they risk breaking the elevator with just their own body weight. When they get in a pool the water overflows because of how massive they are.

My cousin Leah is really fat.

by Leahissofat May 19, 2024

fat peach

something you find in a grocery store

mom I ate a fat peach from the grocery store

by jeyooo October 16, 2017

Fat Neck

The Art Of Clapping 3 Times Then Hitting Ones Neck As Fast As Possible Inflicting The Most Pain Possible To The Back Of The Neck

Hey I just Fat Necked the idiotic loser over there and now he is crying

by HighIQWords October 13, 2018

dumb fat principal

a 600-pound person usually a white woman an annoying principle with a decoration in her office that says "i would quit chocolate but im not a quiter". she decided tarmac only recess will happen when snowing even though other schools dont have that. she is either trying to form a hellscape or is dumb af

wow our principal is a dumb fat principal

by friendly neighborhood dumbass December 5, 2024

How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024