cum conquistador

a legend who rode on a white sticky horse masturbating on everyone in sight

Hey rob, have you seen the Cum Conquistador?

Why yes! He nutted on carol!

by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk November 10, 2021

cum

The white sticky shit that comes out your dick, and no it's not glue.

Ewe why did you cum all over the table!

by Dr.Sins123 November 8, 2021

Cum Bubbles

What occurs when one farts immediately following having a load dropped into their ass.

The worst thing about cum bubbles is when they burst all you smell are farts.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Cum

Stuff that comes out of a pp when you jerk it

Guy 1: haha im jerking my pp
*cums*
Guy 1: oh god there's sticky white cum everywhere

by Teleportto September 27, 2025

Cum Slut

Usually a woman who would let just about any man jizz in her holes

Andrews ex Naomi is such a cum slut

by BigHossDaddy69 November 26, 2021

Cum dragon

Get your partner to give you a blowjob and just as you are ejaculating in her mouth hold her head down hard and shout I HAVE AIDS!! She wont talk to you for a week 97% chance

Dude i just scared the shit out of her with thr cum dragon

by Dola 05 March 29, 2020

Cum Donkey

When a woman comes to an orgasm and begins to bay like a donkey. Haw haw haw yeah haw yeah.

Chick made a funny sound when she was Cumming. Sounded like a real cum donkey.

by Green gnome May 24, 2023