by JackTrades July 31, 2019
A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."
Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.
Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.
by CutiePatootiePie January 23, 2025
The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.
Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.
Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.
Aaron: Thanks bro
Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.
Aaron: Thanks bro
by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024
Joe hull in his natural habitat
by Hully1 June 22, 2017
Slim Joes are boiled eggs that have been peeled, split into halves and fresh tomato and onion salad added in the middle to make an egg sandwich.
by Kunta Fonzie October 01, 2019
The dude who has to jerk it in the background while his girl gets Eiffel Towered by you and your buddy Schug
by Richard Dangles October 28, 2020