by Iammrgoose April 13, 2020

It's the dirty sanchez taken to the next level. In this case your adding, along with the fecal moustache, a beard.
by Rob 'Limphog' B. September 17, 2008

a dirty sanchez is when you have anal sex and then smear the remaining feces onto your partners upper lip, like a mustache.
I tapped some freaky booty last night, she was so freaky she wanted me to give her the dirty sanchez.
by alex August 20, 2004

1. when one lover smears fecal matter onto the others upper lip (whether it by by way of dick or finger), creating the illusion he has a mustache similar to the mustache your gardener, enrique, grew when he was eight.
2. a theory for what the "that" that meatloaf references in the song where he says hed do anything for love (the other being an alaskan pipeline)
3. an event that occurred in dustin diamonds sex tape. the only time in his life taht he was better than meatloaf.
2. a theory for what the "that" that meatloaf references in the song where he says hed do anything for love (the other being an alaskan pipeline)
3. an event that occurred in dustin diamonds sex tape. the only time in his life taht he was better than meatloaf.
1:
elsa: damn, look at pedros mustache
luis: no mang, thats no mustache, thats his feces mang.
elsa: DAYUM! he betta wash dat dirty sanchez off
2:
groupie: hey baby, can you rub my poo all over my face?
*meatloaf spontaneously bursts out into song*
groupie: i was wondering what the "that" was
meatloaf: yea, i cant decide if i wrote it about a dirty sanchez or an alaskan pipeline, either way, youre nasty
3:
dustin diamond: wow, im such a loser, my career is dead. im gonna go smear my shit on some chicks face, that will help me!
elsa: damn, look at pedros mustache
luis: no mang, thats no mustache, thats his feces mang.
elsa: DAYUM! he betta wash dat dirty sanchez off
2:
groupie: hey baby, can you rub my poo all over my face?
*meatloaf spontaneously bursts out into song*
groupie: i was wondering what the "that" was
meatloaf: yea, i cant decide if i wrote it about a dirty sanchez or an alaskan pipeline, either way, youre nasty
3:
dustin diamond: wow, im such a loser, my career is dead. im gonna go smear my shit on some chicks face, that will help me!
by DËWadïct March 22, 2008

After having sex with a blonde girl, putting 2 fingers in her butt, then rub it in her hair, making a part darker.
by Mr. Bojangles July 10, 2006

Doing a chick, best when doggy style, and at some point during the act of sex...sticking your finger(s) in her ass, and then rubbing that finger(s) on her upper lip, thus giving her a fecal mustache.
by Tommy PWT October 27, 2006

A person who supports Glasgow Rangers and lives elsewhere in the world but can also be used to describe a normal Weegie Rangers fan as they rarely wash.
A person with a low I.Q as they follow follow Rangers but never go to games but like to glory hunt.
A person with a low I.Q as they follow follow Rangers but never go to games but like to glory hunt.
Dave you dirty hun how's the league campaign going.
Has anyone seen that dirty hun as the toilets need unblocking.
Has anyone seen that dirty hun as the toilets need unblocking.
by The Scotsman September 30, 2005
