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Joe Biden

When to fuck someone so hard they start to stutter you gave them a Joe Biden.
My god, you mom just Joe Bidened me at the mo-mo-mo-motel.
by toastyTORP March 28, 2024
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Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.
I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.
by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024
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Joe Simon

Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.
Tony: "My car is broken."
Bob: "You need a Joe Simon."
by Big Dick Cheney Junior March 31, 2024
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Joe

Typically your mother or the mother of the person that you said it to
You know Joe

No I do not know Joe who is Joe
Joe mama
by What does Joe mean July 5, 2022
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joe lester

The fattest cunt you ever saw. my guy cant even fit through your average doorway. He has to get his clothes custom made. acts tough but is really a pussy. he also has fucking grease and chocolate sauce for blood
Guy 1: bruh i legit saw joe lester the other day
Guy 2: dude its not even that hard to see him considering how fucking fat he is
by some punk bitch July 10, 2022
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Dirty Joe

When you get the lotion in hand about to bust a nut, then realize why jerk off your bitch baby dick when you can fuck your brother ky's wife.
So you pack your house up get your overnight bag. Wait for the moving company to pick up your belongings and then move over to your brother ky's house to fuck the shit out of his wife while he watches, and then you pull out that incest dick and watch your brother clean off your dick shuvel with his mouth.
Then ky will continue to eat your cum out his wife.
And then once the jealously kicks in ky then decides to get revenge, by no other then fucking his brother joe in return. Witch they both enjoy, while the wife sits back with a pussy full of incest cum.
Family motto is its not incest if it's in your best interest.
Dirty Joe. Ya good one we all nonits not incest if it's in your best interest.
by The start July 10, 2022
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Joe

A fate which befalls all those unfortunate enough to utter the incantation "who is Joe"
Chad: you know Joe?
Karen: who is Joe

*Karen implodes taking most of the earth with her, only Chad survives*
by Joseph's maternal figure July 11, 2022
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