Soccer mom

In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".

Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction

by Butch1975. March 17, 2025

ur mom

a specific phrase that can be used in as an answer or question

"Hey, what did you do yesterday?"
"ur mom"

by Some person on the internet :D September 18, 2021

ur mom

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ur mom is a goy

by adrian23 June 20, 2022

Mom

The woman your friends have sex with.

Jack: yo I just got done doing your mom dude

Bill: I just did yours too

by chumburger February 17, 2021

Your mom

Noun: “whale” a large gelatonus creature, usually living under the sea, known for weighing several tons.

WOW, its your mom

by Proper definition of yeetus January 22, 2024

Ur mom

She helps you but embarrass ya

Mom: Honey look it’s Mickey Mouse! Hi Mickey my daughter loves you
Daughter: Mommmmm!
Mom: but I’m you ur mom
Daughter: idc

by Your meme girl November 11, 2019

Your mom

"Your mom", Symbolized as "Yo Momma!" is a joke that people are using it often. Like kids using it, (I don't know why?!?)

Friend: Hey man! I got a your mom joke!

You: Oh, what is it?

Friend: Yo momma so fat, She falled downstairs.

You: Damn, nice.

by GamerGamer5643 December 2, 2022