Fart popsicle

When you work for a place that doesn't put in orders and all the people who work there are terrible and you really wanna call them something worse but this is the best thing you can think of.

I asked them to put the order in but they was being a fart popsicle and forgot

by Mermaidtears94 June 12, 2024

Fart Pilled

Being Fart Pilled is basically a middle ground between Blue Pilled and Red Pilled political wise. Meaning not right wing not left wing but middle ground

Guy 1: Hey are you based and red pilled?
Guy2: Na I don’t like either Party I’m based and fart pilled

by 4chanlover July 30, 2021

fart

a gas that comes from yo bootyhole

i did a fart in a jar and sold it to someone

by GREEN GANG FOR LIFE March 3, 2022

fart carrier

When your girl farts on your finger and you stick it in her nose afterwards.

Man bro I gave my girlfriend a fart carrier last night. It was a gnarly one

by Cacity July 14, 2019

fart burn

When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.

"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."

"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"

"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."

by pastacarbonara June 7, 2022

following fart

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.

by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020

Mr jelly farts

The best :D

Mr jelly farts is the best and is so smart kiss kiss

by Mr jelly farts April 22, 2022