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Kensington Cheese Dog

A Kensington Cheese Dog is a hot dog with a surprising used condom hidden inside. These can often be found in the Kensington section of Philadelphia where they originated. Up until 2009, they were always consumed by mistake, until the population of Kensington began to enjoy them so much that they became a regular item on menus in the area.

*IMPORTANT* These are not to be confused with fortune cookies that have used condoms hidden inside found at Chinese restaurants in the area. These are known as Chinese Oreos.
"How you doin'? Gimme a Kensington Cheese Dog with extra cheese, hold the rubber."
by NGC316 February 4, 2010
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Soggy hot dog

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A wet penis, soaked with ejaculate or lube, between two butt cheeks, male or female.

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A bedraggled penis
Officer Julian relieved Officer Joe of his duties after giving him a soggy hot dog.
by xzero1500 September 4, 2014
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Mississippi Mug Dog

The sexual act of 2 men "69ing" with lime (No you can't fucking use orange) Otter Pops in their anal cavities. As things get heated the ice pops melt and you get a treat to reward you for doing a good job.
* on phone* "Yo, Jake and I totally pulled a Mississippi Mug Dog last night. It was amazing, you should try it. Yeah, ok, love you too mom."
by MindOverModder October 8, 2017
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Trouser Chili Dog

A trouser chili dog is created when a guy accidentally diarrhea's his jeans and gets some on his plumper.

Alt. The "end" result of anal sex with a diarrhea sufferer.
Bob got really drunk at the frat party and served himself a double helping of trouser chili dog.

alt. Tom was taking it in the ass and left Sam with a trouser chili dog as a gift.
by hobotronic2037 February 27, 2011
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dog on yo face

When having sex with a female, the placing of a stuffed dog of moderate size on the face of the female.
1. Joanna got dog on yo face today.
2. DOG ON YO FACE!!!!
by squiggles bear May 30, 2010
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Triple dog lick

The triple dog lick, sexual technique is one that is unmatched in power and emotion. This secret technique, once learned the meaning, it cannot be told or taught to anyone except once a month(The 11th of the month, preferably.) you could only teach it to one person a month as well.
This the the craziest sex move that exists today, and possibly for all time. The effort it takes to learn how to do this sexual experience is practically impossible, and extreme. People who learn what it means and how to do it must honor the code of the triple dog lick, and not spread it
Yo did you triple dog lick last night??
Are you kidding me! that could kill a man! dangerous stuff bro!
by Kingshlong1 March 17, 2009
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ten dogs down

To be in an oh-so-hurtin' position of futility commingled with devastation and hopelessness.
Tanisha: What up, foo'?
Shaquanda: I be ten dogs down, yo.
Tanisha: Word, I heard Kendrell f'dunked yo' sorry @ss.
Shaquanda: While he took a picture on his celly and put it online where my moms can see it. Then he ganked my rent money and the landlord's comin' over in ten minutes, yo.
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