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Joe

Joe. Sometimes shorthand for the name Jonathan, the name has become infamous for "Joe Mama" Jokes on the internet.
Person 1: Hi Joe!
Person 2: Who's Joe?
Joe: That's me.
by Joe Official May 10, 2021
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Joe Mama

Joe M4ma is Joe Swanson's African ancestor, who appeared in "Untitled Griffin Family History". He, like his descendant, is paraplegic, paralyzed from the waist down. In lieu of a wheelchair, he used a wild boar as his method of mobility. His best friends were Nate Griffin and Quagdingo. The three were captured by Cleveland from South Carolina, and brought to the American British colonies, along with Tobi, Ali Williams, and the African ancestors of Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons. It is unknown what became of Joe M4ma following the arrival in the new world. The status of the wild boar is unknown as well. His name is also used in a comedic manner. This joke is funny because "Joe" sounds like "Yo", a shortened street slang version of "Your", not to be confused with "Yo" being used as a slang term to greet a fellow person. Understanding this, we can take it that the name "Joe" is the set-up to the joke, as the person will likely ask for the surname of this "Joe" to distinguish which Joe they are referring to, at which point the response is "Joe M4ma". "M4ma" in this sense is a street slang reference to "Mother", as in: The mother of the person involved. This is funny as, when put together, the person has been told that the "Joe" was in-fact their own mother.
Some1: Do you know Joe?
Another1: No, who's Joe?
Some1: Joe Mama! Lmao Gottem!
by TiagoMama13 July 20, 2020
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Waitin' on Joe

We're supposed to start work down on the river today.
And for Joe and me, it's some pretty good pay.
Now, I was countin' on him
To be at the dock by ten.
A week's pay says he's still at home,

'Cause the boy's in his own time zone
I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a

I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Yeah.
Towboat's a leavin' 'cause it don't care.
What's not on board and who's not there.
Once that whistle blows,
Down the mighty river it rolls.
Man if I could be more like that,
I'd get on with my life and never look back.
Instead of waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a

I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
And he's in a hurry,
'Cause he's runnin' behind.
Now I'm not one to worry,
But I've got a real bad feeling this time.
Oh, oh, oh, whoa.
'Cause sirens are crying all through this town.
And one old boy said Joe never slowed down.
It was that 12 O'clock train,
So he didn't feel a thing,
Lord, . I believe that my brother's all right,
Still I'm prayin' he'll just give me a sign.
Yeah, I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a.

I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
by Death Menace September 12, 2023
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An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.
Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo is the living embodiment of an expired cheeto.
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Joe Goldberg

Joe Goldberg is a fictional character from the show "you" which is based off of a book series written by the author Caroline kepnes

The show currently has four seasons

Joe Goldberg is a stalker a creepy one at that, when we first meet him in the show he proves this immediately and is clearly creepy, some might say the mayor of creep ville. An obsessed hypocrite at heart, delusional too.
Oh did you hear about the show "you"? Joe Goldberg is the literal worst to ever exist!
by HantaSerotonin June 10, 2024
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Joe Fleet

Someone who gives bad football opinions to piss a rival off; sometimes not knowing whether they are joking or being deadly serious.
Hi, I’m joe fleet, I believe sadio mane is better than Ryan Giggs. I also believe Paul scholes was lazy and was carried by Roy Keane.
by Mg26 June 1, 2020
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joe joe alert

the face you make at Layla when you see Johnathan walking beside her in the hallway.
Friend 1: wanna go to class early

Friend 2: Can’t joe joe alert
by straightforseth October 13, 2021
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