Captain Douche Bag!

He is the founding last super hero of our time! He plays golf with freckled kids! He likes to Break Bread and go Water Fishing! His powers are dance to Techno music with hot chicks! He then Cleans his fridge with Fabric softner and yells at crocidiles because they have too much teeth and never see the dentist!

Little Boy: oh my god some buddy kill me!

Captain Douche Bag: how about no dumass! maybe you should be happy fuck face!

Little Boy: why captain douche bag no one likes me!

Captain Douche Bag: cause your a pussy!

Little Boy: im really sorry sir! i promise to stop wetting the bed!

Captain Douche Bag: good now go protect the planet from Beastiality Porn!!!

THEME SONG!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a mask!
He'll eat the rest of the Steak Sauce!
Then he will cry you nothing cause you suck!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a cape!
He'll do back flips on chicken tenders from Hot'n Now!
Then he will pee on your bed blaming it on you!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Kids: We love Captain Douche Bag!! YAY!!!!!!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking hero with Attitude!!!
He'll race you to the Laundry Mat!! And wash his clothes!
Then he will burn the Kmart store down! cause it sucks!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

by james franks the 3rd October 30, 2005

douche bag

A way to make fun of someone

Thayer is a douche bag

by Matt April 28, 2003

Reverse Brown Bag

A person with a highly attractive face and hair but very unattractive body. The term is derived from the opposite of a Brown Bag. Synonymous with Reverse Butterface.

"I thought that girl was hot from a picture of her face. Turns out she was a reverse brown bag."

by peadeyedblacks September 01, 2008

hows ya bag

Means hows your sack or ball sack. Little to the Left little to the Right. Hows it hanging?

Yea How You Doing. Hows Ya Bag?

by Ya Know Me October 27, 2005

Country Road Bag

A shitty trend that is going around. Literally EVERYONE at my school and in the city has these stupid bags because they think they are 'cool' or 'gangsta'. I seriously think that this is really stupid and all the bags should be burnt.

Callum: Haha look at the emoo! hes got a my chemical romance bag! what a fag haha. My country road bag is way better

Luke: Yeah country road bags are so awesome and unique

Aaron: I know right! they are like the trendiest bag ever...

Me: *Sigh*

by XxDylannxX May 14, 2009

doosh bag slurper

a person who goes a step beyond brown nosing

jamie was a doosh bag slurper, sucking up to the boss.

by thomas kondo February 10, 2009

all that and a bag of chips

(adjective) attractive (usually referring to charming chicks).

Dang, did you see that, she's ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS!

by Fangsta April 29, 2003