October

The most deceitful month of the year. It's just like the fuckening, but it lasts for a whole month.

First few days are going too well, Your wildest dreams come true, then halfway through the month your worst nightmares come true, and everything falls apart, and by the end of the month you'll be relieved that it is finally over, and you'll be celebrating the best day of the year, Halloween.

"I'm having the worst luck ever, And I was doing so well two weeks ago! What the fuck happened"

"Bro, It's october. You can't trust october"

by Yourluna(tic)goddess May 24, 2023

October 23

give a person whose name starts with F a big ass gift

unless you hate them if that's the case bitch beat their ass and that will be their gift

since its October 23 here is your gift

since its October 23 and I hate you come bitch imma beat your ass

by ~~~ari~~~ June 6, 2023

18 October 1951

18 October 1951

18 October 1951

by Debskelly1985 June 19, 2023

October 25th

If you were born on this day then you are one of the most considerate people on this planet. But the moment someone crosses you wrong, they are dead to you. Use your gift of love, joy, and positivity to enlighten others, don’t let the negative ones ruin your infectious happiness! :)

Your birthday is October 25th?! Wow you must be a really considerate person.

by Zodiac queen June 28, 2023

October 21, 2022

The start of the AJR saga. Ever since this day, I have seen AJR everywhere and I don’t know why.

“What day did the saga start?
“October 21, 2022”

by mrtootyrole June 16, 2024

October 27th

Anybody named Lenny or Jr gets raped day

“Hey Lenny bend ur cheeks over”
“Why?”
“It’s October 27th”

by Lenny hates nigs June 25, 2024

See you in October

A term coined by a nonchalant guy meaning you can't see them soon because of life and circumstances, so you'll see them during the best time of the year and let them be

Marisol: when will I see you gurrrrrllll

Derek: see you in October

Marisol: okay bet life is crazy love you <)

by love clash July 11, 2024