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farting is the best thing a person could do. I wouldn’t have fallen in love with my boyfriend if he didn’t fart on the first date. farting will be your true love forever and ever. don’t forget to FART!
girl: i farted
other girl: lucky!!!!
by pOo0pY December 7, 2019
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Phantom fart

phantom fart is a phenomenon caused by immersion in a VR environment. Where a user's brain tricks them into farting in the real world. Often triggered by an entity in virtual reality touching your anus
You: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart
Friend: *proceeds to touch your butt*
You: *fart*
by Aidanevansyt May 17, 2022
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Fart Ahh

Random ass nigga: Ay get yo stupid ass on before I booty rape you

Me: shut yo fart ahh up boy that why yo momma fucks herself with pickles
by Brennanpp March 19, 2023
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Cookie Farting

The unconsented drop of advertising cookies on a web user's browser by publishers/retailers prior to consenting, or despite not having consented, to 3rd party tracking cookies.
"how do these ad tech firms gather so much data on users while most people opt out of tracking nowadays?"
They're just cookie farting all over the your browser, placing cookies without your consent...
by parisianben79 December 6, 2023
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fart

A terrible smell of methane gas releases from your butt. everyone in the room now hates you. You now stink really badly. are you proud? probably not.
I farted in my bed and now I'm having nightmares
by The big boi bubs March 2, 2019
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Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.
He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.
by Ashfires September 6, 2025
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Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?
When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.
by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019
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