I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

Merry-Time

What The Admiralty Above wants all Their Children to have when They share Fellowship with other Mariners.

First Mariner:

"Heavens to Jamestown, Jim... ain't seen You in Years! Where in hell have You been?"

Second Mariner:
"Me? I thought You were Lost, Louie... Man I'm glad to see You!

First Mariner:
"Well I didn't arrange this Reunion... must have been the Admiralty Above just Arranging a 'Merry-Time'!

by Cap'n Coinkydink December 31, 2021

Time Travel Adventures

ITS A GREAT GAME WOHOO

WOW HAVE YOU PLAYED TIME TRAVEL ADVENTURES??

by UselessT0M July 9, 2019

steamy private time

Sex. Usually with the bois but, sometimes with some girls.

Man 1: Aight bro are we getting up in this crib or what?
Man 2: Nah bro we can have some steamy private time in the bedroom.
Man 1 & 3: Maan, what the fuck??

by Renewings April 23, 2022

Greatest of All Time

Pooja Arya

You are the greatest of all time

by KDaddy123456 July 31, 2022

steele'ing time

When you run in and out of offices high on the nicotine gum.

by CB May 22, 2003

“time stretchers"

Inmates who have a short sentence with an attitude problem & will provoke others serving long sentences.

Always try to avoid the “time stretchers".

by mybeccca October 1, 2024