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one eyed ninja

A cool guy who is unsubtle and clumsy, hence the one eye, and is not at all ninja-like.
Someone who cannot move like a ninja "Whoa dude - youre no 'old school' one eyed ninja"
by Davy "Spence" Jones October 29, 2007
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one-hit wonder

When a so-called band makes a song that appeals to the mind-warped 12 year old. This song only stays popular for about 15 minutes, and after the band is so rich they can wipe their asses with a 20 dollar bill.
by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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One Man Gang Bang

When one man has anal, vaginal, and oral sex with one woman during one session, in any order. Also known as the trisexta.
Will: Want to go the bar tonight?
Bill: Not before 11, I am going to one man gang bang my girl in a bit.
by DrSussy October 7, 2009
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one-eyed winking midget

a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.
The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.
by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008
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one-car traffic jam

(noun) a vehicle which you are behind is being driven in such a manner that would make you think you are in a traffic jam but for which there is no other cars in front of it; a car being driven unnecessarily or deliberately slow to piss off people and create a traffic jam; a potential road rage victim; driving so slow as to delay everyone behind the vehicle but also ironically delaying the driver of said slow vehicle.

Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.
Steve: "Is traffic really bad on this street for some reason?"
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."

Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."
by ShoulderCheck2005 March 11, 2014
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Parkjongseong number one fan

Park jongseongs number one fan is the one and only heterosexual4jay she is the definition of jays number one fan you search up jay and she pops up right next to him 😂💯
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by JASS4L January 16, 2022
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one handed navajo squat

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.
I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.
by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016
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