stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020

You are not my friend

Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you.

Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you. You are not my friend

by uwu777 May 6, 2020

[Cup a Tea] [My Friend]?

This word used for making things chill between you and other pepole.
This word is perfect for you that have a great conversation with your friend or fight each other.

Tom: STOP STABBING ME U MUTHAFAKA!!!
Tyler: Cup a Tea My Friend?
Tom: Sure. why not?
Tyler: Chill down man. Now why u mad?
Tom: Nvm just forget it.

by DANAXU June 24, 2020

Felix My Friend

Felix is such a retard, makes fun of everyone and everything. No one likes him. He a loner.

My kid is a retard, OH NO, it’s a Felix My Friend.

by Veckoplanerare July 29, 2020

ramen group of friend

an autocratic group of radical islamic terrorism

OH NO GUYS ITS RAMEN GROUP OF FRIEND

by ramen yes July 30, 2020

Going to help a friend

Codename for: doing the nasty

Kid: Mom, where are you going?
Mom: I’m going to help a friend.

by SirPeePee6969 August 27, 2020

Girl best friend

The girl best friend will always wonder why you chose another girl when she was the one always there for you.

A: Wait your dating ____? I thought it would have been ____.

B: Yeah but she’s just my girl best friend.

A: Bro she loves you tho

B: Maybe I’m blind to things that good for me

A: Yeah you’re dumb.

by Thegirlbestfriend September 10, 2020