When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.
As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!
by RevelAndDance January 1, 2024
Get the Cum muddlermug. That one popular high school girl who has a new boyfriend every other week. You know the type, the one that's always bragging about how she got some hoodie or another from some rando guy. She's only in it for the buckets of cum she gets from them
"Oh my god, Britney is like, such a cum slut, i heard she slept with four different guys last week!"
by Ace_of_Spades010 March 12, 2021
Get the Cum Slutmug. Cum bun: When a man cums on the area between two toes, mainly between the second and third, that resembles a hamburger, or hotdog bun (depending on the length and width of your toes). The cum lays atop the crevice, like mustard on a hotdog bun.
by The Red Balloon May 16, 2020
Get the Cum bunmug. A phrase found at 2:09 when you hold you computer upside down and you see the comments and they say nonesone on Y. Gems video.
by RedFinger221 March 12, 2022
Get the Hold Cummug. A cum child is when you're full of cum, and you have so much inside you, that you can push it out in one big squezze.
by CumChildInMeLakatPlsAndTY January 22, 2023
Get the cum childmug. by DarkMasterpiece August 27, 2022
Get the Slut Cummug. When a man has ejaculated inside or on top of a woman and she gets up to suck and swollow the remaining cum out of his dick with much enthusiam and zest.
“After I blew my load in her, she got up and sucked every last drop out of me, she is a real cum badger”
by BSN Chairman May 21, 2018
Get the cum badgermug.