oh baby harder

orgasm, to be fucked

oh baby harder fuck me!! i've been bad ugh ughhh UGGGHHHH fuck ya!! eat it suck it FUCK ME HARDER!!!!

by blahy June 27, 2008

Wet Dream Baby

When you and another person have a wet dream in the same bed a wet dream baby is conceived

I never thought I'd be 16 and already have a wet dream baby

by kevinklinefan21 January 31, 2010

tar babies

the dirt found in the creases of a young child's neck/throat after a good day at the playground

grandma: don't forget to clean the tar babies during your bath, Corey

granddaughter: ok, thanks, Gramma! :

by Guerita Lokita February 1, 2009

I have a baby

An old excuse for couples or families who have a baby. They use the baby to get advantage of others ,and since no one can resist the cuteness of a baby , people often do whatever they say. Well.. some do.

Example 1:

Saanzan: * walks into a line for the release of the new iPhone*

Randomdickhead2010: Mind if I can butt in line? I have a baby, so you better move or else I'll tell everyone you're a baby hater.

Saanzan: Should I care? Besides I got here a while ago!

Randomdickhead2010: OMG! YOU'RE A FAG! I'M GETTING THE SECURITY!!!

Example 2:

Randomdickhead2010: Can I have $20? Please , I have a baby! For my sake, please give me $20!

Saanzan: Too fucking bad, I worked hard for this money, even if you have a baby; I will not give you money.

Randomdickhead2010: I'M TELLING THE POLICE!!!

Example 3:

Randomdickhead2010: Don't hit me with the fucking basketball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saanzan: Dude, you're fucking 200 metres away from us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Saanzan August 8, 2010

Shish-ka-baby

A ritual taken place upon a front porch, such as lighting dog poop on someone's front porch. Preforming a shish-ka-baby involves the act of impaling and ignighting a baby, or other small animal on fire, with a flamethrower, or some sort of alien (or foriegn)technology.

My teacher gave us so much homework,i decided not to do any of it, and instead, preform a shish-ka-baby on her front porch. No more homework for the rest of the year!

by flamethrower, and pat da baker April 28, 2009

test tube baby

A child born to In-Vitro fertilisation, see IVF, who was concieved in a test tube a few hours before being put into the mother.

Louise Brown was the worlds' first test tube baby in 1978.

by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

Baby Daddy Bullshit

When a father, who is no long with the mother of his child or children, acts out. Usually upon seperation with the mother of his child or children. This usually involves taking drastic measures in order to prove a point or to show ownership which he no longer has any.

1. Quitting his first job in 3 years to prove he's not gonna, "pay your rent" when all you asked for was help buying diapers. Even though you supported him for 4 years before you broke up. This is baby daddy bullshit.
2. Showing up at your home all hours of the night claiming to want to see their kid/s when they know that the child or children go to bed at 9:00PM.This is baby daddy bullshit.
3. Going through his baby mama's phone when she's not looking during schedule visitations or arrange drop offs of the child or children, then calling or texting which ever persons number they find to tell them that they are the baby daddy and that they better leave her alone. This is baby daddy bullshit.

by EmmaJeanius July 6, 2010