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Shit Purgatory

A state of existence in which the sufferer is subjected to a prolonged bout of Shit Labor, oftentimes making multiple unsuccessful trips to the commode. Sensation is characterized by the familiar symptoms of an impending bowel movement, though the subject finds that even spirited attempts to deliver the specimen are met with futility.
After loading up on cheese steak sandwiches, Charles became beseiged by the pains of Shit Labor. After multiple trips to the toilet with no tangible result, Charles realized he had become trapped in Shit Purgatory.
by Rev. Be Easy November 19, 2011
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Chuck Shitting

The act of leaving/forgetting an item (i.e., coffee mug, pen , pad) in someone's private space.
Stop Chuck Shitting in my office!

Why do you constantly have to keep Chuck Shitting in my living room?!
by Chuck Cole: Retarded Cool Dude September 30, 2008
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No cut shit

Basically "no cut shit" is slang for saying "not fake" when talking about drugs.
Drug Dealer : *sends a picture of drugs*
"No cut shit, that official juice"
by $uicideboy$ April 19, 2016
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Shit in the Dick

When you doing anal and she forgets to wipe her ass and shit goes into your dick
"Ahh shit man!" Says A
"What happened man?" Says B
"I got Shit in the Dick!"
by Nemsisxd January 27, 2018
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Shit Pause

When you go into a workplace bathroom as soon as you sit down someone walks in and you feel obligated to pause (and blow your nose, fidgit with your phone or cough) before relieving yourself until you hear the door swing shut
I am sick of having to shit pause every 30 seconds when some peckerhead walks in and takes forever to piss or just standing at the mirror.
by avanillafacedman January 27, 2016
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Ain’t Shit

When someone says “u ain’t shit”. Implying that you are of little value. Also equates to having a max of 325 or being named “Edrik Madera”
Did u see that guy fishing?

Yea, he ain’t shit
by Josh33schwartz33 April 15, 2020
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Zebra shit

"The trailer parks are overrun with zebra shit."
by Dirt baggy bag April 28, 2013
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