Dick Wig

Hair inadvertently wrapped around your dick.

My girlfriend sheds so much hair, I have dick wigs on the regular.

by Nipnips4 May 18, 2018

Slippery Dick

A non-erect penis, that is hard to grasp between your hands.

"God damn, I got Slippery Dick!"

by Long Penis John June 8, 2018

dick goblin

someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.

"Yo I'll pay you to be my dick goblin tonight,"

by Amunis_X April 10, 2017

dick-on-a-stick

a very polished and elegant jerk boy who is very stiff and awkward as well. usually, but not nessecarily rich.

tom: he's so annoying!
john: he's a real dick-on-a-stick!
tom: ya got that right!

by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

David's Dick

A dick that makes you moan till you cum ; a good fuck

Side Effects:
Multiple orgasms

Struggle to walk normally after fucking
Babies

Girl 1: Have you ever fucked David's Dick before?

Girl 2: Fuck yeah he made me drench my bed sheets in my pussy juice! Have you?

Girl 1: Hell yeah! He gave me such a good fucking that he had me begging for one more pounding

by AlexCollier1 January 2, 2017

dick wrestling

When two penis' are pushed against each other until one penis is forced to slip to the side the winner is the one who's dick stays straight

That was a pretty intense dick wrestling match but it was clear that's drew peacock was the winner

by gstahl October 11, 2015

Pond Dick

The only STD not caused by sexual intercourse with another human, Pond Dick occurs when one swims in a dirty pond covered with green, toxic algae. Parasites dwelling beneath the algae cluster around a male's penis when that male jumps into said pond. Upon exiting the pond, the parasites burrow into the penis, leaving a bumpy rash known as Pond Dick. This condition cannot be treated and is generally more feared than the HIV virus.

Brian: I'm not running tomorrow, because I want to go swimming in the pond.
Steve: Aren't you worried you might get Pond Dick?
Brian: You're right. I'll come to practice. The pond has too much green slime. I definitely do not want to obtain Pond Dick.

by watchdog101 July 31, 2010