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yo wassup joe mcbootyfloat
by epicfloppagamer69 March 3, 2024
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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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Joe Biden's asshole cigars

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars
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Wacky Joe

Person who has a skill relevant to cricket but is not actually good at cricket

Person who even though are named in the team, and takes the field, doesn't actually play cricket

Person who tries to hit everything for six during practice, but is a liability Saturday

Person who bowls fast in the nets by overstepping the crease intentionally, usually looses 20 KMS and bowls pump on a Saturday
" I bowled to that guy tonight and he just kept hitting me for six, he can really bat" ... "Don't let him fool you, he's a wacky joe, on a Saturday he does that and is out pretty early"

"Crumpet, stop bowling no balls at training, no wonder you can't get it on the pitch, your a wacky joe!"

"I get that your hand eye is great but this isn't golf, when you start playing cricket I'll think about picking you, you play 4's because your a wacky joe"
by Brainman69 March 9, 2024
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ur not joe biden

u are not that guy or ur not “hollywood
friend: oh i didn’t see ur message
me: bru ur not joe biden stfu
by brebre_1 March 9, 2024
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Joe Kivleberry

King Kivleberry of the green room destroyer of Okinawa sacked the city with the special squad he has no chin and is severely malnourished long live Kivleberry
Joe Kivleberry is coming” “Joe Kivleberry is the special one
by King Kivleberry March 13, 2024
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Joe Kivvleberry

King Kivvleberry of the green room malnourished as matty b head of the special squad and shitter of pants he led the attack on Okinawa and nonced many kids
you have as many disabilities as joe kivvleberry
by anonymous March 15, 2024
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