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Look how Jack he is!
by RavenKid November 21, 2021
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by anonymous_who? October 8, 2021
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jack aughff

The action of telling someone oneself is about to beat meat, but it being so pleasurable that one simply cannot finish one's sentence.
"Hey man I'm about to jack aughff....."
"Cmon man Michael's touching himself again.."
by Coolguy286 July 30, 2024
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Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw

A person or people on drugs that are talking just to hear themselves talk
Holy crap that person is Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw I didn't think she was ever going to shut up!
by THE REAL COOP December 14, 2024
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Jack

Jack is the kind of person who is smart, and quiet. Typically good with music, and very good looking. The kind of person, who is almost PAINFULLY oblivious to people who have a crush on them. The kind of person who in the middle of a conversation, will crack an amazing joke, but says it so quietly that only a person sitting next to him would hear, and laugh. Overall, a very sweet, and wonderful person.
“Who wrote that awesome essay about Bach’s life?”
“Oh, that was Jack. Duh.”
by She doesn’t even go here. October 10, 2021
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Jack

The act of inserting your finger into your friend’s anal cavity after he passes out on his stomach and wiggling your finger while thrusting in and out.
Eddie passed out drunk and ended up getting the jack.
by Blackjack McGee May 10, 2024
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Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."
by 4zBratz August 19, 2021
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