When Clams Do Kickflips

"When clams do kickflips" is a very similar phrase to when pigs fly, but it is a modernized term.

Brody might say "Hey Charles, do a backflip off that roof!" And Charles may respond "When clams do kickflips, bro."

by ImNoHeroImAlto June 19, 2019

Do Alex

When you leave the lane without saying a word, or abandon someone in general without letting him know.

- I died on top lane becuase my support did Alex on me!

-Hi Kate, why are you crying? Did he do Alex on you again?
-Yes!

by Shamedall June 19, 2019

Doing the Gordon

"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.

"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."

by func_peepee August 4, 2019

Dads who do word of the day

Usually around a 50 year old male that attempts to send his kids to private school. Also one that might recycle a pogo stick

Dads who do word of the day usually sent the daily word to there family group chat

by 50 year old who plays golf August 10, 2019

Do a Randal

You do a Randal when you are overly dissapointed in humanity. You decide to leave society and move up in to the mountains with only your freshly grown beard(can't be shorther than 0.5metres) grown beard and a banjo. And in order to keep your sanity you live with goats instead of humans.

Oh man! I'm so dissapointed in humanity... I just wan't to do a Randal!

by Noshbergh August 12, 2019

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

An exclamation scientists from Half-life say from time to time.

Gordon: *hits scientist 1 with a crowbar*
Scientist 1: ARRGH
Scientist 2: MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

by Cyber_definitionist August 17, 2019

Doing a Newman

The act of shitting your pants.

"Hey did you hear, I heard he was doing a Newman at camp"

by Nick Uscinski August 29, 2019