Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020

new

literally what this post is

you're not new trying to be original

by Alsssalsa May 4, 2019

Urban Dictionary: New Word

when you make a new word

"Urban Dictionary: New word"

by (Formerly F_pp_F) October 16, 2018

New

I think use it if you want to see or tell about something new

Hey I have a new game

by Sue memes that are Sussy August 4, 2022

New Word

it's what it says, new word

NEW WORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

by FirstLetter72 October 19, 2025

New Definition of Op Prison

The phrase was orginally said by the former TeamExtreme member ( a minecraft server was hosted at Canada ) , his ig now is ChrisJericho ( He likes CJ for real ) , in one of his Instagram post said " MineIcon is the NDoOP " . The phrase is also the tag he used in his advertisement about the MineIcon as well

The orginial sentences : MineIcon is New Definition of Op Prison

by IconicJuniorJay April 9, 2020

Boss, I have bad news

The last words of a henchman.

Henchman- Boss, I have bad news.
Five minutes later-
*repeated gunshots*

by A_Bum February 26, 2023