App Shit

When you first get a smart phone and you go crazy adding new apps.

Jasmile: What's DeeDee doing tonight?
Ursula: She just got an iPhone and she's going App Shit. You probably won't see her for a few days.

by GingerXOXO April 26, 2011

Shit is hard

When something doesn't go as planned, humiliating happens, or you fail at something.

"Did you hit that broad last night?"

"Nah man, after third base she told me she stopped with one night stands"

"Shit is hard"

"I know"

by blundboy October 3, 2011

Shit Saan

Black African American response to something unbeleivable or something bullshit or scary. The 'saan' (pronounced 'sarn'), is accented from the word 'son'.

whilst playing bad boy Halo 3 and you randomly die from a laggy little bitch noob.

or Left 4 Dead...

guy 1 dies randomly on Halo 3

guy 1 - SHIT SAAN!

Hunter Pounces Guy 1

guy 1 - SHIT SAAN!

turn a corner and see a bad ass mother fucking Tank.

guy 1 - SHIT SAAN!

by Zael Yagami April 29, 2009

Army shit

When one is severly hungover and has the shits o doom!! Army shits can come in any length, width, size, colour, consistency, stench or quantity. Usually done with a screw face and a firm grip on the sink or bath (whichever is closer). Copious amounts of bog roll are used in the process. Army shits are known to cause nauseous effects and should be dealt with open windows, febreeze and a very strong flush.

Mate I just had the pissed out my arse!
waheey army shits! Army shits! Army shits'

by JewNoseSearching4Rumspringa July 25, 2011

Shit where

When someone is doing absolutely nothing with their life, and they aren't going to try to better themselves.

High School has been over for five years now; it looks like alot of people are absolutely shit where

by GWARFUYO March 18, 2010

Shit-filled

I actually just did this for the mug ad at the bottom.

Buy and Shit-filled mug for your gay Jewish klansmen, Steven

by Communist Squidward March 16, 2020

super shits

When you have the shits... but super. The shits are when you have to go poop all the time. It is diarrhea like. They are nasty and caused by food usually.

I had the shits already... after that McDonald's though, I have the super shits.

by Billiam963 March 30, 2009