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Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh
"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"
by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024
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penis hair

zaniculo: Penis hair 😼
ecsploiter: ikr
by Exploiter March 23, 2021
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penis

a meaty stick like thing that becomes hard at times and starts ejecting white liquid when prompted or just randomly when you are having a steamy dream
guy 1:man i had a wet dream last night and my penis ejected white sticky liquid

guy 2:i didint need to know that!
by i love jojos bizarre adventure September 18, 2022
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Penis grind

when you attempt a 50-50 on on a ledge or rail while riding a skateoard, you dont pop enough and your back truck doesnt make it on.(like a backwards smith gring)
"Bro you fuckin suck, quit doin penis grinds and land it."
by Harri Balsonya March 4, 2009
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Penis Shavings

when dick so bomb you could still feel yourself gagging on it
Damn! I just got some good dick from Demetri. Girl I got penis shavings. It's been 20 minutes
by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016
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Penis

The funniest word ever, will always make people laugh.
Guy one: penis.

Guy two: ha
by Beeboy7393 July 24, 2021
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Trace of a penis

A penis that’s so small you can barely see it
Ike pulled it out and it was just a trace of a penis
by Booey ooey May 18, 2024
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