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Joe Mama

If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*

Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
mugGet the Joe Mamamug.

Joe Gorilla

Joe Gorilla's will have poor eye sight
Would get solo'd by michael goatilee

Smokes vapes and will then make the move onto cigars, so lungs are kind of fucked
Wont take dark humour well, but will still make those kind of jokes
Boy: joe gorilla, fortnite killa

Joe Gorilla: *cough**cough*
by MortonHearsAMoo February 17, 2023
mugGet the Joe Gorillamug.

flowy joe

The man that always inn for aunt flos visit
Dued last night i was just going so flowy joe om jessica
by Lolipoly November 28, 2018
mugGet the flowy joemug.

scammer joe

Indian scammer who is Dookey Monke at scamming and looks like a hudi hudi also can do disco time dance
Scammer joe scammed you for your credit card information
by 2958683293 April 19, 2022
mugGet the scammer joemug.

Philly Joe Giraffe

The name of a giraffe from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums. He plays the drums.
Philly Joe Giraffe - "Hi, I'm Philly Joe Giraffe, and I am going to go on a world tour with Duck Ellington and Mingus Mouse. It will be very nifty!
by The Abstract April 15, 2009
mugGet the Philly Joe Giraffemug.

Sloppy Joe

A blowjob from a guy called joe.
(Person): Hey joe, wanna give me a sloppy joe?
(Joe): Sure
by spindlyjim September 11, 2020
mugGet the Sloppy Joemug.

Joe

Has a small pp
Joe is small
by gorgeouscupcake42096 May 2, 2021
mugGet the Joemug.

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