See Me Squint

Ejaculating from a great distance at someoone, where the juices land in their eyes causing them to squint.

p1:OMG Did you see that woman on see me squirt, it went in his eye!
p2:I know that was total See Me Squint.

by Anon12345865432 August 26, 2008

Jmack Taught Me

A phrase women throughout the world can use when they've learned something new about their vagina, by the sexgod JfuckingMack.

Jmack taught ya.

Cosmo: where'd you learn that my God ohh oooooooh

Wanda: Jmack taught me oooooh

Cosmo: I need to thank this nigga.

by The real jmack November 10, 2013

bugger me with a fishfork

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius

Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?

by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016

Fuck Me Pumas

n. That specific white pair of Pumas gay guys wear in Czech porn while getting fucked in the ass.

I'm wearing my fuck me Pumas to let him know I bottom on the first date.

by eaterofdicks October 20, 2015

Do me a solid!

Do me a solid is the same as do me a favor with a twist of I got you back on a favor

With an expiration date of 24 hrs

ARABzubra :Yo Mo do me a solid! and grab my charger!
Mo: Na you owe me one million solid

ARABzubra: no man those are expired

by ARABzubra June 27, 2018

drying me out

when someone purposefully dry texts constantly

I can’t believe that she gave a one word response again! I think she’s drying me out

by still on delivered December 17, 2019

Give me snurgles

Keegan, will you marry me? I really fucking love you and i want you to be mine forever. Also give me snurgles... forever

Give me snurgles keegan, goshdammit.

by Daddy.aka.hailey January 6, 2018