did you go down on yourself?

A perfect response for when another person is about to tell you a story of epic proportions or say something impressive.

Carmichael: Hey I had the most awkward thing happen to me last night, you won't believe it!
Ted: Did you go down on yourself?
Carmichael: 0_0

by Aerlamnias January 14, 2011

what could possibly go wrong

The thing you say when you're about to do something really stupid that will, without question, go wrong.

"I'll just swim through this pit of crocodiles like a baws. What could possibly go wrong?"

by Derpalina February 4, 2013

I'm going to wax his pole.

The slang 'waxing his pole' means when a girl gets really kinky and decides she wants to suck a guys cock.

I'm going to a party and get drunk and find a hot guy and I'm going to wax his pole.

by Biggg Countryyy November 25, 2011

Holy whiskers you go sisters

A meme commonly used for encouragement. Originated in the Overwatch reddit community before spreading to others, most notably me_irl.

Person: *does something impressive*
Other person: "Holy whiskers you go sisters"

by Shitposter Supreme May 23, 2018

go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientifical way to say go commit not alive.

Go commit oxygen not reaching lungs, Alex.
Alex commited sucide.

by OoferMan November 5, 2018

Russian warship... Go fuck yourself

-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022

Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).

"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"

by MarshallC February 25, 2022

two waitresses to go with nothing on them

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)

Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>

by Eugene206 October 13, 2006