cock mocker

see mock cock or cock mock

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by Justyn Claar, Biatch! July 2, 2005

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cock-locked

when you're stopped from doing something because of an erection.

after reading that sexy email from my girl, I was cock-locked to my desk and missed the start of the meeting.

how was that lap dance?
great, but I'm totally cock-locked to my chair.

by Leebs March 29, 2007

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cock straddler

1)One who only has sex on top.
2)Another way of calling someone a homosexual

person 1)That kid is always on my nerves.
person 2)Yeah you can really tell he's going to grow up to be a cock straddler.

by Steven and the full effect November 12, 2007

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A very shady hole-in-the-wall type shop where cheap goods are sold. The shop can sell anything from stolen goods to video games to cheap jewelry. Also, the owner may be a serial killer or something of that nature. Never go into a cock shop alone or for an extended period of time. Cock shops may also sell cocks if the owner is asked in the correct manner. Pete loves them.

This cock shop has a TV for sale that looks just like the one stolen from my apartment... WTF! They have underwear with my name on it in here too!

Call the police if I don't come out of that cock shop within 10 minutes.

by Ashua April 10, 2008

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