cock shop

A very shady hole-in-the-wall type shop where cheap goods are sold. The shop can sell anything from stolen goods to video games to cheap jewelry. Also, the owner may be a serial killer or something of that nature. Never go into a cock shop alone or for an extended period of time. Cock shops may also sell cocks if the owner is asked in the correct manner. Pete loves them.

This cock shop has a TV for sale that looks just like the one stolen from my apartment... WTF! They have underwear with my name on it in here too!

Call the police if I don't come out of that cock shop within 10 minutes.

by Ashua April 10, 2008

Uber Cock

A very nice piece of meat.
Highly enjoyable, ala rare roast beef.

After the loving she exclaimed: "That was some Uber Cock, honey!"

by The one eye love February 24, 2009

Weaving Cock

The act of handling cocks all day long and also trying to weave them into a blanket.

That man is a cock weaver, he is weaving cocks into blankets.

by Original CW October 17, 2008

cock-locked

when you're stopped from doing something because of an erection.

after reading that sexy email from my girl, I was cock-locked to my desk and missed the start of the meeting.

how was that lap dance?
great, but I'm totally cock-locked to my chair.

by Leebs March 29, 2007

cock block

A person, who is to a heterosexual man, non arousing. In other words, ugly.

"That chick is so ugly"
"Yea, she's a cock block"

by Chinja101 May 18, 2009

Cock protector

Someone that protects your cock.
Opposite if a cock blocker


A.k.a
CP
Cool person

Guy 1: Dude can you be a cock protector and make sure everything goes good.
Guy 2. Yeah bro.

by previan February 17, 2009

Cock knob

The act of using your penis to open a closed door

Guy-how did you get in?
Guy2- I Cock knobed the door.

by Fuzzy man May 29, 2016