Go shopping with your best friend day

January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.

"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"

by Definitely not jamie January 30, 2021

best friend

the person you hate most and compete against; someone who you enjoy bullying and harrassing (may include acts such as pushing and punching)

I punched Matthew when I saw him around the halls because he is my best friend

by nseisienndkskex April 21, 2022

Snitchy friend

A friend that never stands up for u never defends u. Always preferes other more than u treat u different, tells all secrets at ur enemies.

Omg carla is such a snitchy friend she told everyone my secret

by Fairyfakes November 28, 2019

Friends

Something you don’t have

You: “I wish I had friends”

by The_Ancient_Chicken October 6, 2021

a bad friend

a bad friend is someone who doesn't respect you but is still your friend

Person 1: Hey do you know my internet friend Ferocious?

Person 2: isnt he a bad friend i mean he called you a cunt last week

Person 3: i guess

by the one guy that gets bullied June 27, 2018

My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 9, 2019

friend

jealous psycho bitch

she push her friend bcs she want her to be ugly

by bossbtch July 4, 2021