Tos ‘n Topple

Drinking game.

Two warriors face off to the death.
Players take turns throwing a ping pong ball at a full centre cup.

Rules:
1. If a player gets it in and the second player misses, the second player takes a sip from the cup.
2. If a player gets it in and the second player gets it in too, the first player drinks the sip.
3. If no players get it in, play continues until rule 1 or 2 are reached.

Invented by: @loudon__annandale and @that.guy.lee

Person 1: Let’s play Tos ‘n topple
Person 2: Fuck yeah, I want to get drunk

by that.guy.lee January 5, 2024

Tri-Keta-Tops

It’s like a triceratops, but cooler.

That’s a tri-keta-tops, not a triceratops.

by tate21 January 22, 2024

Lund ka topa

Metaphorically, a very stupid person. Literally, the head of a penis.

Ashish is being such a Lund ka topa by killing the vibe of the party.
Don't talk to him, he'll irritate you, such a Lund ka topa.

by Project Su February 17, 2024

National Sloppy Toppy Day

June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.

Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.

by Yellowfever777 June 25, 2024

International Send a topless boob picture!

As of today 1'st of February, is international send a boob picture to your boyfriend/husband.
Is day is followed by International send a Dick picture to your girlfriend at 2'st of February.

Come on, it's International Send a topless boob picture! Day. Send him a picture, and watch his smile build up.

by Alexxvla February 1, 2025

Gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in the gold star marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away

Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*

by salad w3nch February 16, 2025

gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away

Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*

by salad w3nch February 16, 2025