scrapping the gay monkey

angrily throwing a spent rubber against the wall after it breaks during (gay)anal sex.

I was scrapping the gay monkey because it might get lost inside mikoli.

by eg562 September 14, 2009

nigerian battle monkey

A very annoying black person from Nigeria that looks like a monkey and is always trying to start shit.

Nigger: Come at me bro. Fight me

Me: Shut up you Nigerian Battle Monkey!

by Nigger Black Cotton pickwe August 15, 2017

hunky chunky bitchy monkey

this means you are hunky chunky super duper bitchy and your annoying like a monkey.

brittany is a hunky chunky bitchy monkey,

by the beeeasssttt May 1, 2010

Whore-Hoppin'-Slut-Monkey

Made up by Monkey Boy to insult others..

Amanda is a whore-hoppin'-slut-monkey!

by Katy December 3, 2004

monkey fuck your face

To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!

by mrgconn August 10, 2018

Cum guzzlin gutter monkey

A transgender willfully gargles semen while reaching for the clowns balloon in the gutter

Danielle, you are a cum guzzlin gutter monkey!

by Twat waffle 666 April 10, 2019

Bald face monkey pose

The act of beating off while in a yoga class .

Love that down face dog. Here's my bald face monkey pose.

by Mossyoak990 March 12, 2018