No cut shit

Basically "no cut shit" is slang for saying "not fake" when talking about drugs.

Drug Dealer : *sends a picture of drugs*
"No cut shit, that official juice"

by $uicideboy$ April 19, 2016

Shit Pause

When you go into a workplace bathroom as soon as you sit down someone walks in and you feel obligated to pause (and blow your nose, fidgit with your phone or cough) before relieving yourself until you hear the door swing shut

I am sick of having to shit pause every 30 seconds when some peckerhead walks in and takes forever to piss or just standing at the mirror.

by avanillafacedman January 27, 2016

Shit in the Dick

When you doing anal and she forgets to wipe her ass and shit goes into your dick

"Ahh shit man!" Says A
"What happened man?" Says B
"I got Shit in the Dick!"

by Nemsisxd January 27, 2018

pity shit

When you need to shit but are so guilty and sad, your butt muscles won't even contract or push the poop out of your butt because you have no motivation to even move your asshole. Resulting in a very long stay on the toilet.

Person 1: Dans been in the bathroom for a very long time

Person 2: he's probably taking a pity shit because he's guilty of what he did to Joey"

by Pettybitch January 27, 2017

Shit Kabob

When you take a shit and put in on a stick then freeze it so that you can later consume it.

Hey man, pass me another shit kabob!

by KALYNALTNEL May 7, 2018

Shit Liz

A phrase used when you need to release anger, or when you feel like being a dick.

(the door is opened on someone macking in the room) "SHIT LIZ!"

by terizmiff17 November 2, 2008

Chuck Shitting

The act of leaving/forgetting an item (i.e., coffee mug, pen , pad) in someone's private space.

Stop Chuck Shitting in my office!

Why do you constantly have to keep Chuck Shitting in my living room?!

by Chuck Cole: Retarded Cool Dude September 30, 2008