dirty jabbar

named in honor of the great Kareem Abdul Jabbar, this is one of the trickiest cumshots known to man. similar to the dirty ray allen, the male must perform an anal massacre on the female until which point he is about to cum. at this point, he must lay her flat on her back and procede to shoot his hot load in a sidewayz manner from a standing profiled position. in essence a "sky hook shot" is resembled, and when performed correctly the baby gravy should find itself glued to the femalez face. most effective when performed after a long period of abstinence. bonus points are rewarded for any dirty jabbar performed with a shot over top of one's shoulder...

"this bitch was hurtin for a squirtin, so i took it to her hole and finished her off wit a beatiful Dirty Jabbar..."

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006

billin dirty

Billing a client for at least a disbarment's worth of fraudulent time worked.

Lionel Hutz, a prominent staff attorney, was caught billin dirty when he worked 3 hours and billed 30.

by J-Dog Slitman October 18, 2006

Dirty Football

After having butt sex the girl then massage the shit covered dick and balls with her feet

Shannon gave the me best dirty football last night.

by Massivegoob July 5, 2007

Dirty Duss

After fucking a girl in the ass she sucks your dick which is followed by an abnormaly long tongue kiss.

Eric and Masa got realy drunk last night and Masa ended up giving Eric the Dirty Duss.

by Dussnova July 11, 2007

dirty elephant

Fucking a fat chick after she spent a hour push mowing her yard.

Johnny got drunk last weekend and got a taste from his next door neighbor of what a dirty elephant is all about.

by bbangcock17 December 29, 2008

dirty chalupa

When a guy has taco meat and cheese on his dick then does a chick in the ass and together they happily eat tacos made out of the meat and cheese.

Kid 1: dude did you hear about that one priest getting arrested.

Kid 2: No, What happened.

Kid 1: apparentely he had been giving dirty chalupas after sunday school.

by Clayton M June 10, 2008

dirty athena

A person who makes all the right choices but still get horrifically murdered. Usually with a strange or unusual object.

A good Christian boy tries his best to make everyone happy unfortunately gets kidnaped, raped and bludgeoned to death with a dildo. This is what we would call a "dirty Athena"

by Dirty Athena April 13, 2020