The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

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2:1

It'll throw the ratio off.

Hym "The only reason they want 2 is so that they can kill the both of us. 2:1 WILL ALWAYS revert back to 1:1 one way or another. So will any other ratio that isn't 1:1. So no."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2025

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C-2

A c-2 is someone who creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

Person 85642J: C-2 STOLE MY GRANOLA BAR!!!
C-2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

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pp suck 2

its a very tasty wet but its not the first one reheheheheheheh *Dies*

I pp suck 2

by It’s mr.breasts February 8, 2023

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An Incremental Game that involves heroes and pets. It's insane that its large numbers quickly overwhelm other incremental games, such as Cookie Clicker or Adventure Capitalist.
It is the only game so far to do this.

Friend Alpha: Hey what are you playing?
Friend Beta: Tap Titans 2.
Friend Gamma: WHAT?
Friend Beta: It's just like Cookie Clicker.

by a pure gold sword on July 9, 2020

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2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.

John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.

by RD264 November 27, 2020

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