cat lollipop

When you remove earwax with a Q-Tip then feed it to your cat.

It's slightly disturbing, but to them, it's natural animal fats and oils. It's very common for people to report their cat eats earwax. Apparently, cats have the inability to taste the bitter flavor of it.

I fed my kitty a cat lollipop.

by unidenphone July 6, 2022

Cat

An animal that acts retarded but is actually an evil mastermind, plotting to overthrow the human race

I love my cat but I think its trying to kill me

by AnakinSurvivedGangRape January 28, 2021

cat tower

When someone buys a big tower where cats can scratch and claw and climb the tower.

I just bought a cat tower for my cats.

by End May 3, 2018

cat

likes mountain dew adds

hates salads and potatoes
fails music assessments

cat = animal

by Abdur Rehman June 15, 2022

Cool Cat Fours

When somebody puts 4 fingers up on both of their hands. This makes them a cool cat.

“Throw up them Cool Cat Fours cuh!”

by Nuhuh4 November 5, 2023

my cat

me: ok im at home

my cat: rooooooooooooom im a car i` just got out of the car

me: oh no my cat is gonna run over me

me" gets run over while running down the hall

me: oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my cat is gonna run me over

by KaydaCant February 13, 2022

Socks the cat

The cat owned by President Bill Clinton during his administration. A black and white tuxedo cat, Socks was one of two pets in the Clinton White House, along with a dog named Buddy. His likeness also hosted the 1990s version of the Whit House Kids website. Socks was born on March 15th 1989 in Arkansas and died at 19 yeas and 11 months in Maryland.

Person 1: Who was the best presidential pet?
Person 2: Socks the cat), obviously.

by thecrazycatten April 21, 2020