Rival Brown

a person who has become so on edge they start to say feck, frik and bacon alot dont approch them when this happens or they will eat your hair and you will go bald

oh my shiz i told him not to approch that "rival browner" damm he's gunner go bald now !!!!

by JohnnyMcFishweed !!! January 20, 2009

Brown Stories

When someone gives a fancy frilled up story to make themselves seem greater than they are or to simply make conversationor to make themselves seem better than you. Could be identified when you call somebodies bluff as well. More common known as the Derogatory term known as Bullshit. Also, these stories are most commonly given within the brown population {(Iam brown :)} nuff LOVE

Avtarinder: YOYO homie i banged 4 virgin girls this sunday
Me: Really, at your church i thought you said you were at service all day?
Avtarinder: Uh No no, Not alll dayyy, just most of it
Me: Ooo, Nice where they from?
Avtarinder: Uhh Caledon, Milton, Ajax..
Me: You didnt phone me to reach?!?! Also you dont drive your mom drove you to all these places?
Avtarinder: Uh Naw naw.. We got fam functions there homie...

Me: (In my head) Ok brown storiesssss!!!!

by Lingo357 October 23, 2012

brown jug flu

When you drink way to much and get sick that night and feel like crap in the morning or through the day

I have the Brown jug flu today guys . I drank WAY to much last night

by Lizzie4136 February 25, 2018

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A sentence that contains every letter of the alphabet, also called a pangram

Let’s see what each letter of “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” looks like with every font that’s installed on my Windows PC.

by bluestinger66 February 14, 2023

Brown eyed stare

The naturally stupid or attractive look a person with brown eyes has.

Yeah, James has that brown eyed stare.

by Bigdaddykay April 12, 2025

The Brown Waterslide

The act of peeing in ones butt as they are pooping.

She let me try anal last night and we went down the brown waterslide

by kingofnapzzz May 7, 2025

Brown starfish

After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️

Very common to leave immediately after.

I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.

by B&B2021 July 24, 2021