Mom

Cook and clean

hey mom make me a sandwich

by Idek my name was jag’s she February 28, 2023

your mom

what i did last night

you:what did you do last night
me:your mom

by riding your moms dick November 11, 2021

Mom

A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.

John: I love my mom
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.

by ElDingoRingo September 17, 2018

hailey's mom

Get stoned. You need too, you can go through hard things but make a comeback. So eat, rest and screw it up while you can

Get stoned Hailey's Mom

by l4l.gone September 13, 2020

i hate my mom

Said most by teens became their mom wasn’t nice to them or a mire deep route im not willing to wrote cuz who even writs allat. Yall are not real

“I hate my mom” said when you feel like you hate your mom for breathing the wrong way or possibly wronging you and destroying your life, so much in between

by Plossom chan November 23, 2023

Mom's bitch

Bitch is basically a curse word to be used. So the meaning of the word "Mom's bitch"

is " Mother is a dog and she has a daughter. Who is also a dog. "

E. G. - you/They are MOM'S BITCH.

it means he, she Or they are cursing you through that word. And calling you and your mom both a dog.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

ur mom

Ur mom is a simple comeback used in practically any scenario after a insult or just something that works with the joke..

Friend: Hey what are you doing after school
You: ur mom

You: hey man last night was so fun
Friend: what was last night
You: you mean you didn't hear me and ur mom in the bedroom??

Friend: hey whats up
You: ur mom

by Nonmar April 16, 2022